Saturday 16 October 2010

The Palestinian Representative’s Speech at the UN

The Palestinian Representative’s Speech at the UN

Posted: September 10, 2008 by attendingtheworld

‘Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, ‘What a good opportunity to have a bath!’
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.

When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
An Israeli had stolen them.’

The Israeli  representative jumped up furiously and shouted, ‘What are you talking about?  The Israelis weren’t there then.’

The Palestinian representative smiled and said:
‘And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.’


River to Sea Uprooted Palestinian

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